The poor people at Fox “news” (you can’t say it with a straight face, right?) are so ANGRY all the time. I want to spread a bit of happiness into their lives. So* here’s what I suggest. If anyone ever uses Fox “news” as a source, quotes in conversation or anything like that, sing “What does the Fox say?” as loudly as you can at them. Your contribution will be more valid than anything your fellow converser has to say. Secondly, why not send Fox “news” some glitter? If only they had a bit of light and glitter in their lives, they might be happier people.
Oh, and if someone says/writes/draws something that offends you – how about you don’t shoot them? Prove them wrong through the power of argument. People who say stupid stuff will eventually ruin themselves (here’s looking at you Nick Griffin, Dapper Laughs, any UKIP councilor) if we use intelligent argument. And annoying songs and glitter. Not death.
Ok, I think I’ve covered everything that’s happened in the world in 2015 so far. Here’s to freedom of speech, equality, respect and peace for the rest of the year! And glitter. (NB turns out the glitter thing has turned into a nightmare...maybe we shouldn't send crap to our enemies after all...)
I’ve updated the tour dates so have a gander, and working hard on new studio recordings which will be on the way soon, promise! Also, to link back to Birmingham, the Birmingham SmartArse collection (see picture) is coming together nicely, I can’t wait to get that on your legs…
Much love and thanks as ever for all your support
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*the beautiful Goldyloxx and I have a game/aversion therapy where if you start a sentence with the word “so” you have to do a shot. My mishap has been noted and the shot will be downed forthwith.